My Therapist Says Hot Damn

A vodka guzzling feminist punk band set to blow your tiny minds.
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Listen/purchase: Vegans / Fuck Yeah Vodka by My Therapist Says Hot Damn

*** NEWSFLASH: EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT! ***


It has always been our intention to record and release our songs for you, our loyal fans. Because what’s the point of being in a band if you can’t at least prove to your parents that all those years of tuneless noodling finally paid off? 

As a group we battled through breakups, health problems and financial insecurity to make this e.p. a reality, and in early January we finally entered the studio, pouring all of those emotions into four absolutely amazing, mind blowingly perfect songs. We’d never been prouder*. 

Unfortunately, 10 days before our planned release, Harry shocked us all by announcing they were quitting the band due to artistic differences, leaving two of our babies without any vocals. But instead of getting sad about it and scrapping our naive dreams of stardom, we instead swore a solemn blood oath to wreak vengeance upon this cruel, unfeeling world. Because when life hands you lemons, you don’t make a sugary carbonated beverage to rot the teeth and souls of young children. No! You take those lemons and you squeeze those fuckers right back in life’s eyes, and while life writhes around in pain clutching its now streaming ocular systems you kick it in the shins just for being a dick about it! 

WE OFFER A HALF E.P., VEGANS AND VODKA, UNTO THEE AS TRIBUTE, OH DREAD LISTENER! SLAKE YOUR THIRST FOR NOW, FOR WE SHALL RISE AGAIN, STRONGER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER! 

THE END OF THIS YEAR WILL BRING YOU…. THE MY THERAPIST SAYS HOT DAMN ALBUM!!!!! IF YOU CAN’T TAKE THE HEAT, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET OUT OF THE SUN AND AND PUT ON A HAT 

Love, 
MTSHD 

* Except for that time we rocked so hard the PA literally burst into flames. That was pretty cool.

Hi all, 

It’s been a while but we’ve got some great new to share with you. We’ll be releasing our first ever EP very soon.

The EP will be available to download on Wednesday 2nd April. You can come and see on the day at Power Lunches where we’ll be playing with Black Fungus, Titled Acres and Trash Kit.

Otherwise here’s a little teaser to get you ready for the pure epicness that’s about to hit your faces.

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Join us for our next gig at Girl Germs New Year’s Eve gig on Tuesday 31 December at Power Lunches in London. We’ll be playing with Shopping, Giant Burger Band and Actual Crimes.

Guest DJs include Micachu and Ana Da Silva from legendary post-punk band The Raincoats.

Tickets are £10 and can be purchased here.

For more information click here.

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We certainly are busy folk. After a great gig at Revolt night in Coventry we’ll be playing ULU Hollaback Riot Grrrl Night on Saturday 16th November. We’ll be playing with The Tuts, Perkie and the Perkettes, Oh Boy and Petrol Girls.

Buy tickets here: hollabackriotnight.eventbrite.co.uk 

MTSHD are happy to announce that we’ll be hitting the Midlands and playing Revolt club night in Coventry at Taylor Johns.

On Saturday 2nd November MTSHD will be heading to the Midlands to play with Jesus and his Judgmental Father, Bad Vibes, A Year From Now and Kat Gupta.

For more information click here.

Our next gig is Wednesday 9th October at The Macbeth, 70 Hoxton Street, N1 6LP. We’re playing with Tall Stories and The Ethical Debating Society.

Doors open at 8pm. £5 on the door

More info here.

After an amazing gig at Ladiyfest Berlin we’re happy to announce that our next gig is at Pit Pride Party on Friday 30th August, held at The Grosvenor in Stockwell.

The gig is part of the Armpits for August campaign, a month long charity event for cis ans trans women to raise awareness of Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS).

We’ll be performing with Poeticat, Jordan’s Dead Roses and Hazel McMichael. 

Come down for more epic MTSHD shenanigans.

Unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances we’ve had to cancel our gig at East End Live this weekend. Sorry to anyone that was gonna see us there. Our next gig is next Wednesday supporting Tunabunny at Bloody Ice Cream.

Click here to find out more.

Whilst our roaming singer Harry is away the rest of MTSHD has been working hard (ish) to bring you new & delicious aural excitement! We’ll be gigging again from June. If you fancy putting us on drop us a line at mytherapistsayshotdamn@gmail.com…

MTSHD are back this time with a rejigged line up. Our lead singer, Harry, is travelling around America for two months so we decided to mix things up a bit to keep going. 

You can catch us tomorrow at Queare at The Waiting Room in Stoke Newington. It’s £5 to get in and we’ll be playing with BK and Dad and Breathe Out. 

Event info here